Since nobody else seems to have anything to post, I figured I'd go ahead and post something myself.
About two years ago, my now-ex-boyfriend, myself, and our two other friends were hanging out at the Vancouver Aquarium, checkin out the giant walrus from the Starbucks stand. We were just relaxing when lo and behold, THIS walks by:
The mother of all mullets!! Well, technically it's a "skullet", or so I am told, although I argued that it really IS a mullet because the definition of mullet is "business in the front, party in the back", aka short front, long back, and what could be shorter than BALD? But then again, I guess "skullet" is a sub-category of the mullet family. Either way, the guy was totally wise to our picture taking. He knew.
I wonder if he combs it....