I haven't been online in awhile, but I think it's about time we were graced with the presence of another fabulously oblivious creepy ugly person. Oh, the creepiness.
I have decided to be evil today, and brutally rape your retinas with the following picture. It is not for the faint of heart! Read on for the delicious story behind...CRACK POWER!
THIS visual assault ocurred whilst I was on vacation in Point Roberts, Washington. I was chilling on a beach blanket with a friend when this monstrously obese woman in a bathing suit started repeatedly bending over for some reason. I whipped out my camera, and nobody except my friend realized what I was doing. Well, that's not entirely true. This little boy was sitting nearby, and he was giggling just as hard as we were.
Look at that wedgie. I don't think I've ever seen anything quite as disturbing as this woman's bathing suit being literally SWALLOWED by her labia. Christ Almighty.
I think I shall now put bleach in my eyes with a turkey baster.